You: “Oh wait this is fr?”

Me:

Whaddup neighbor! My name’s Adam Sweat - not that you could’ve guessed that by now.

My two favorite things to do are meet my neighbors and chew bubble-gum. Unfortunately, I’m running quite low on bubble-gum.

I thought it’d be fun to meet some of y’all that haven’t had to be trapped with me in the elevator yet - also just promoting the Hinge for general visibility.

If you decide that this seems more like a funny bit than a psychopathic behavior, hmu below!!

Actually meet your neighbor